Four reasons why you should read Wet Firecrackers, this unauthorized autobiography of Gordon Osmond:
Wet Firecrackers is not a chronological account of Gordon's life. It is, rather, an analytical approach to a life which has undergone a wide range of human experience with some lessons taught, but many more learned or ignored.
Wet Firecrackers is not for the faint-of-heart or for those easily offended by sex, politics, or personal exposure. Caveat Reader.